Bobby Lee May is Chairman of the McCain campaign in Buchanan County, Virginia.
THE GOOD LADIES OVER AT http://WOMENFORJOHNMCCAIN.ORG were kind enough to bring this to our attention. A letter to the editor in the local paper:
“I am listing for your consideration the platform of Barrack Hussein Obama as best I can figure it out… I think I’ve did [sic] a pretty good job of boiling his positions down to their very essence for the sake of clarity.”
Illegal Immigration: Learn to speak Spanish.
Terrorist Threat to America: Learn to speak Arabic.
Reparations to Black Community: Opposes before Election Day and supports after Election Day.
Freedom of Religion: Mandatory Black Liberation Theology courses taught in all churches. Raise taxes to pay for this mandate. Put Rev. Jeremiah Wright in charge. Condemnation of homosexuality from the pulpit will become a Class One Felony.
Homosexual Marriage: Raise taxes. And coddle sexual perverts. Give tax breaks for NAMBLA membership fees.
Drug crisis: Raise taxes to pay for free drugs for Obama’s inner-city political base.
Economic Development: Keep buying foreign oil and sending billions to Muslim countries that hate us and want to destroy us.
Second Amendment: Under Obama will only apply to gang-bangers, illegal aliens, Islamo-Fascist terrorists, and Senator Jim Webb’s aide.
Foreign Relations: Appoint Rev. Al Sharpton as Secretary of State, Jesse Jackson as UN Representative…
The White House: Hire rapper Ludacris to “paint it black”. Taxes to be increased to buy enough paint to do the job plus spray paint for graffiti.
Third World Countries: Raise taxes to send $845 billion, send most to Africa so the Obama family there can skim off enough to allow them to free their goats and live the American Dream.
National Anthem: Change to the “Black National Anthem” by James Weldon Johnson. And raise taxes.
Statehood: Extend statehood to the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, Kenya, Cuba, Palestine, Freedonia, Bugtussle, and the Free State of McDowell. Then raise taxes.
U.S. Currency: Update photos to reflect U.S. diversity; include pictures of “great Americans” such as Oprah Winfrey, Ludacris, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson (Obama’s new Secretary of the Treasury - 50 Cent refused position after learning that he would lose his crazy check if he accepted the nomination).
U.S. Flag: Replace 50 stars with star and crescent logo. Flag label [sic] pins… will be banned.
U.S. Military: Replace U.S. flag on uniforms with peace symbols changing uniform color from green to pink and abolishing the “Don’t ask don’t tell” policy, replacing it with “a queer in every foxhole and a camouflage sex toy in every backpack” requirement. Condoms will be issued instead of bullets and brotherly love encouraged.
“If Barack Obama, a/k/a [sic] “The Great One” or “The New Messiah” takes issue with any of the above then I dare him to meet me on County Talk next Friday to debate his plans to divide and conquer America and change Liberty and Freedom to Socialism and Communism.” [The Voice PDF scan]